Tea is Better than Penicillin

In my time here I have discovered that no beverage sums up a nation better than tea does for Britain. Sure they drink alcohol, and lots of it. The French have their wine, Americans have coffee and soda, but I don't think there is anywhere in the world where almost every aspect and circumstance or event can be tied to a single beverage. In fact when I mentioned the title of this post to some British friends of mine I received no argument.

If you're cold, have a nice cup of tea. If you're hot, have a nice cup of tea. They swear that the hot tea cools you off, "cleans your pores". I have trouble following this logic when it warms you up as well, but don't argue just say thank you and drink it. There is yet to be a situation that couldn't be fixed with a nice cup of tea. 

A few weeks back I had to have a minor procedure that required a little local anesthetic. Once it was all finished, I gathered up my belongings and made my way to the door. Promptly I was stopped by my nurse. She looked very worried. "Oh no dear, you can't leave yet, you've not had _____". I thought she was going to say " a doctor check you out" or "your sign-out papers" or "enough time since the procedure to make sure you're all right". No, what she said was "...you've not had tea and biscuits". I was not allowed to leave the hospital because I had not been witnessed consuming tea and biscuits. Swiftly I was lead into a waiting room with other patients who were already drinking their tea and eating their biscuits. I was  given tea and a choice of biscuits. Once consumed I was allowed to leave.

I'm sure that I'll touch on the subject of tea many times, but here is one tip: If you're ever in a awkward situation with a Brit, the best thing you can say is "I'll go and put the kettle on".

Hello

Hello and welcome to my blog. 

I don't waste enough time on the computer yet so I thought I'd sign myself up for another activity. 

This will be  a chronicle or journal of observations of an American living in Britain. I'm not trying to please anyone, or offend either, I'm just going to tell as  I see it.

I've been living in Britain for 6 years now have finally started to feel comfortable here. There are things that still bother me, or that I find irksome since my emigration. To be fair, there are lots of things in the States that I now find annoying which I didn't while living there.

So here I go.... I hope you enjoy reading this, especially if you're American and want to live here, or if your British and wonder what your world looks like to an outsider.